I am one of your classmates and I think you are talented but you should do something else.

From a friend of a friend.

I’d like to ask you to go out with me but I am afraid you’ll make fun of me.

From a friend of a friend.

You’re the sexiest and hottest manager I’ve ever had.

From a friend of a friend.

I do not wear panties today, and I’m in the same office.

From a coworker.

I am just hanging out with you because you know a lot of people. That’s it.

From a friend.

We’re officially enemies but I wanted to say that you did a great job on our last project.

From a coworker.

I think it would be good for the company to make more parties with the team.

From a coworker.

I think you’re so sexy, even if you’re fat.

From a friendof a friend.

Being with you is like drinking my first can of Coca Cola.

From a coworker.